nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

pointless-posts-and-fandoms:

chvndlrbing:

wouldn’t it be just the biggest plot twist in the world if the doctor regenerated into 12 and turned out looking like the master

there was never another timelord that survived the war, it’s always been just him and that drove him insane.

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consulting-cannibal:

based on this chat post!
THIS SEASON! DEAN ANSWERS ALL OF HIS PROBLEMS WITH ONE SIMPLE PHRASE

consulting-cannibal:

based on this chat post!

THIS SEASON! DEAN ANSWERS ALL OF HIS PROBLEMS WITH ONE SIMPLE PHRASE

  • Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  • Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

The Maze Runner cast dancing.

god fucking damn dylan o’brien and his hips though. like seriously, i hope he never fucking does a movie like Magic Mike but I really fucking hope he does a movie like Magic Mike

(Source: dylanobrizen)

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

(Source: tsarcasm)

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

beastlysmut:

notcuddles:

If the men in fighting games were dressed like the women…

I require elaborate cock socks on all my video game characters.

Maybe I’ll draw a series.

(Source: musclegalore)

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 50D
  2. Aperture: f/4.5
  3. Exposure: 1/100th
  4. Focal Length: 64mm
tiredhungryhorny:

simultaneously beautiful and uncomfortable

tiredhungryhorny:

simultaneously beautiful and uncomfortable

sarahseeandersen:

You could say I’m an optimist.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.