knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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cauda-pavonis:

muirin007:

I’m jumping on the “Tulio and Miguel look like Loki and Thor” bandwagon really late, but I couldn’t help myself. 

That horse is two seconds away from jumping ship.

It’s okay, horse. Loki was a mare at the time.

piercingthe-ongelooflijk:

THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I DIDN’T EVEN SLOW DOWN THE GIF THAT’S EXACTLY THE SPEED THEY FOUGHT AT 

piercingthe-ongelooflijk:

THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I DIDN’T EVEN SLOW DOWN THE GIF THAT’S EXACTLY THE SPEED THEY FOUGHT AT 

piercingthe-ongelooflijk:

THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I DIDN’T EVEN SLOW DOWN THE GIF THAT’S EXACTLY THE SPEED THEY FOUGHT AT 

piercingthe-ongelooflijk:

THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL I DIDN’T EVEN SLOW DOWN THE GIF THAT’S EXACTLY THE SPEED THEY FOUGHT AT 

The Replacement: In which we were all Anya when faced with two Xanders.

theconsultingshieldmaiden:

aegontargaryen:

friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz)

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

rory-king-the-dragon-queen:

nethilia:

thebiscuiteternal:

chainsawmascara:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

OH, IT’S ON

I RISE

It’s july 

IT’S HALLOWEEN IT’S HALLOWEEN
IT’S TIME FOR SCARES IT’S TIME FOR SCREAMS
IT’S HALLOWEEN IT’S HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. rory-king-the-dragon-queen:

nethilia:

thebiscuiteternal:

chainsawmascara:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

OH, IT’S ON

I RISE

It’s july 

IT’S HALLOWEEN IT’S HALLOWEEN
IT’S TIME FOR SCARES IT’S TIME FOR SCREAMS
IT’S HALLOWEEN IT’S HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

rory-king-the-dragon-queen:

nethilia:

thebiscuiteternal:

chainsawmascara:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

OH, IT’S ON

I RISE

It’s july

IT’S HALLOWEEN IT’S HALLOWEEN

IT’S TIME FOR SCARES IT’S TIME FOR SCREAMS

IT’S HALLOWEEN IT’S HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.